Through the transformation of the glorious WTF-Films into the even more
glorious Exploder
Button and the ensuing server changes, some of my old columns for
the site have gone the way of all things internet. I’m going to repost them here
in irregular intervals in addition to my usual ramblings.
Please keep in mind these are the old posts presented with only
basic re-writes and improvements. Furthermore, many of these pieces were
written years ago, so if you feel offended or need to violently disagree with me
in the comments, you can be pretty sure I won’t know why I wrote what I wrote
anymore anyhow.
Former intelligence agent Matt Hunter (Michael Dudikoff) packs in his family
- consisting of his grandfather (Rick Boyle) and his little sister Sarah
(Allison Gereighty) - to visit his old secret ops partner Larry Richards (Steve
James) and his family in New Orleans. Larry’s retired too, but apart from being
a family man, he’s also running for senate, clearly on the sort of humanist
platform that’ll get you labelled as a communist by quite a few people,
particularly when the politician in question is a gentleman of colour like
Larry.
So, despite being rather awesome, Larry has made enemies, in particular a
secret society of rich fascists around Professor (who knows of what, though
further proceedings suggest it has something to do with being evil) Elliott
“Hitler was right” (actual quote) Glastenbury (John P. Ryan), who add to their
evilness by having stolen their name from the seminal British folk rock band
(The) Pentangle. Because Nazis are assholes, some of the groups’ henchmen attack
a Mardi Gras parade Larry, Matt and their families take part in, murdering one
of Larry’s children in the process.
Things don’t become more pleasant from there on in, and various attacks on
our heroes eventually leave only Matt and Sarah alive. The Pentangle’s leaders
have a hobby quite befitting their politics, and love to hunt The Most Dangerous
Game™, so they “invite” Matt to take part in one of these hunts as their chosen
victim. Which must have seemed like a good idea at the time; one suspects the
Professor ignored the decidedly un-Aryan subject of hubris in his studies.
Quite surprising for the generally exploitative way Cannon and Golan-Globus
chose their movies, they didn’t immediately follow up the success of
American Ninja with a direct sequel. Instead, they put American
Ninja’s leads Steve James and Michael Dudikoff and its director Sam
Firstenberg to work on a film that does not contain any ninjas at all, but which
otherwise does include pretty much everything else you’d expect from a low
budget (though not that low budget) action film, except exploding huts.
For reasons I don’t even want to ponder, this seems also to be meant as some
sort of sequel to the Chuck Norris vehicle Invasion U.S.A., despite the
only connection I can make out without having to watch a Chuck Norris (tied with
Seagal as my least favourite US action movie lead) film, being Dudikoff’s
character name, his job, and dead parents. And since all action movie heroes
from the 80s are basically the same guy anyway, that’s not really enough to
think of this as a sequel at all.
Instead of the ninjas, you get a film that works very, very hard to establish
its heroes as the most awesome thing since sliced bread and its villains as the
scum of the Earth, people who aren’t just Nazis (and just listen to how
exactly the film actually hits the complete idiocy of right-wing “intellectuals”
in Glastenbury’s speeches, probably without even having to try terribly hard),
people who hunt others for sport, child killers, and probably puppy eaters, but
also the kinds of guys who plan to sell Matt’s twelve year old sister into
prostitution. Speaking of Nazis, it’s always a particular joy to find an 80s US
action movie that uses them as its big bads instead of the more typical “Asian
enemy of the day”, or “the Russians”, and I really appreciate the extra miles
the film goes to turn its Nazis into proper cartoon villains while still keeping
them perfectly in the correct spirit.
Of course, it would have been rather nice when, with the film’s heart placed
on the left as it is, it would have made another step and not killed off James
in your typical “black best friend in an action movie” style, particular since
Steve James really is more charismatic, a less stiff actor, and also nicer to
look at than Dudikoff, but then, we really can’t ask everything of what is only
meant as basic action fodder.
Speaking of action, Firstenberg was one of Cannon’s more dependable
directors, not flashy but often able to rise above mere basic competence into
the realm of the highly entertaining. In Avenging Force’s case this
means there’s hardly a boring second on screen. Whenever nobody gets shot,
spiked, strangled or otherwise killed, there’s a car chase, or a scene between
Dudikoff and his sister that turns the emotional hysteria up to eleven (see also
the imaginary chapter in my imaginary book about the action film as melodrama
even when it doesn’t come from Hong Kong), or Steve James losing his shirt, with
little that happens on screen having anything much to do with that pesky reality
business, and instead everything aiming for the same kind of awesome kids of all
ages get out of Power Metal. Best of all is that Firstenberg’s not just aiming
at but hitting the mark in every scene, sometimes through the varied style of
the action sequences, sometimes through the addition of little silly bits and
pieces (a chase scene becomes something different once the chased bad guy puts
on a straw hat, it turns out), clever application of atmospheric New Orleans and
bayou locations (some of which were of course situated in LA), or outright
ridiculous cheese like the costumes the Pentangle like to don during their
chases. My favourite among the last is of course the wrestler gimp outfit.
On a more direct level of craft, I’m quite impressed with Firstenberg’s
handling of escalation here. Instead of ever louder, higher in body count, and
explosive, the action in Avenging Force becomes increasingly up close
and personal, with shoot-outs and car chases in the end making place for grimy
and dirty hand to hand struggles in the mud and the (excellently used) rain.
It’s all pretty inspiring stuff, really, at least as far as dumb yet
affectionate entertainment goes; which is pretty far with me.
Friday, December 6, 2019
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