The Horror!? 17: Death by Dialogue (1988)

And then there are the movies even I won't watch to the bitter end. The honesty of the title is of course commendable, although I would have gone with (slightly more unwieldy, but even more honest) "Death by Dialogue, Acting, Direction, Boredom and the Damn Worst Soundtrack Evah". And nope, it isn't even funny-bad.