Sunday, April 6, 2008

The Horror!? 13: Don't Open Till Christmas (1984)

Please make it stop. Please make it stop. Please make it stop. Please make it stop. Please make it stop. Please make it stop. Please make it stop. Please make it stop. Please make it stop. Please make it stop. Please make it stop. Please make it stop. Please make it stop. Please make it stop. Please make it stop.

Ahem, sorry, but this British slasher may be the most charmless and hurtfully inept piece of crap I have exposed myself to in a long time. It's about a killer who specializes in eviscerating people in Santa Claus costumes. And turning the viewer's brains to mush with irritation. In this sense it is very effective, but so is cooking one's head in an oven. 

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