Through the transformation of the glorious WTF-Films into the even more
glorious Exploder Button and the ensuing server changes, some of my old columns
for the site have gone the way of all things internet. I’m going to repost them
here in irregular intervals in addition to my usual ramblings.
Please keep in mind these are the old posts presented with only basic
re-writes and improvements. Furthermore, many of these pieces were written years
ago, so if you feel offended or need to violently disagree with me in the
comments, you can be pretty sure I won’t know why I wrote what I wrote anymore
anyhow.
As is traditional, tough cop Frank Rossi’s (Roddy Piper) partner is
slaughtered by one of the psychopathic goons of drug lord Kasajian (Nigel
Bennett chewing the scenery like any good low budget action villain, and getting
a rather funny acupuncture scene later on, because evil people like needles)
during a fake drug meet that turns into a giant shoot-out, leaving Rossi with a
giant hate-on for Kasajian and his guys.
The cop’s not the only one who really doesn’t like this particular bad guy.
Former special forces operative and shirt-hater Billy (Billy Blanks) was at the
scene of the shoot-out to drag his sister Tara (Kai Soremekun) away from her
really rather stupid drug dealer boyfriend (Damon D’Oliveira, I think), the kind
of guy who thinks it’s a brilliant idea to take his girlfriend out on a big drug
deal. Alas, nobody really notices Billy dragging away Tara, so Kasajian and co
decide she’s clearly responsible for the appearance of the cops. So, even though
this makes not a lick of sense in context of what happened, Tara has to die.
Thanks to his adeptness at all kinds of violence, Billy’s quite good at
protecting his sister from harm – there must after all be an upside to his type
of Neanderthal sister-parenting – but Tara’s just as adept at running away from
him in an attempt to reunite with her boyfriend and then run away with him, a
plan I couldn’t help but sympathize with, given Billy’s style. This situation
does of course give the film many an opportunity for everything we come for in
an action film. Soon, the increasingly unhinged and bloodthirsty Rossi and the
already unhinged and probably bloodthirsty Billy meet, punch each other in the
face in a scene that just happens to look like a much shortened version
of the big punch-out in They Live, and team-up. Rossi’s TV reporter
on-again off-again girlfriend Helen (Bobbie Phillips) involves herself in the
case, too, adding a second female character to get kidnapped, hooray.
Do I even need to mention that explosions, bloodshed, shoot-outs and many a
shot of angry man faces with bugging eyes will occur before the situation can be
put to rights, if by “put to rights” you mean all the bad guys readied for
burial?
The thing is, despite the most generic plot imaginable, and the usual nasty
“hooray for vigilantism” subtext, Steve DiMarco’s (with an IMDB-suggested assist
by future SyFy movie maestro Paul Ziller I so much want to believe is true)
Back in Action (please don’t ask what the title has to do with
anything) is a fantastic example of what’s good about 90s US low budget action
movies, with a smidgen of martial arts provided by the mummy-faced Blanks.
The director(s) do a straightforward yet really effectively dynamic job, with
not too many attempts at flashy editing tricks, so you can see what’s going on
with the violence without many problems, yet enough of an actual visual concept
there’s no question there’s more going on with the film than just people
pointing the camera at stuntmen; it’s the best of both worlds, really. Why, even
the copious amounts of slow-motion make sense enough to only very seldom become
ridiculous; even better, I never got the impression the director(s) was out to
senselessly ape John Woo with its use. The effect is action that feels
exhilarating instead of as cheap as it actually is, with fine stunt work and two
male leads who are great screen fighters in any situation the film throws at
them. Back in Action also has a spirited approach to the expected genre
clichés, with villains that seem to enjoy their own evilness hugely, a cop on
the edge versus boss shouting-match of great entertainment value, and other
kinds of idiocy presented with the sort of enthusiasm that can’t help but turn
them awesome.
Piper and Blanks have pretty good chemistry going as well, with Piper for my
tastes the definitely more likeable of the pair, as well as the slightly better
actor, but Blanks very ably using his physicality to make up for his problems
with the finer parts of the acting job. And really, it’s not as if Blanks were
bad, particularly not when you keep in mind how good he looks kicking
people in the face here, which is the more important part of acting anyhow.
I was positively surprised by the comparatively – for its genre and time
- un-annoying way Back in Action handles its female characters. Sure,
they’re there to get kidnapped and wear short skirts, but the film does give
them a little agency and even some involvement in the finale beyond the getting
kidnapped part, with enough of a sense that Helen and Tara are persons there’s
no need to gnash your teeth at the film. Sure, they both act pretty stupid at
times, but that’s no difference at all to the film’s supposed heroes or its
villains, because nobody involved here thinks anything through for even a
second.
It’s better this way, too, for if even half of the film’s characters had any
brains at all, there’d be no opportunity for all the shoot-outs, punch-ups and
explosions, no face-kicking and probably not even a single scene of Rowdy Roddy
Piper winning a fight but looking like he really got a work-over after it (which
is a thing I like in my action heroes). In short, there’d be no opportunity at
all for Back in Action to become the piece of choice entertainment that
it is.
Friday, January 10, 2020
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