Original title: Santo y Blue Demon contra el doctor Frankenstein
There’s trouble in Mexico City! A mysterious madman kidnaps women, who are
never seen again. That is, until he decides it’s better to let the corpses of
his victims return as radio-controlled zombies who then proceed to kill their
families. The police are clueless what this is all about, but the audience is
quickly introduced to the bad guy, one Irving Frankenstein (Jorge Russek), owner
of a pretty impressive beard, and the grandson of the original Doctor
Frankenstein.
Apart from striking terror into the hearts of men, he’s kidnapping these poor
women to perfect his brain transplantation technique. Sacrifices (preferably
those of other people) need to be made for science, and for…love. For
Frankenstein has the frozen body of his beloved tucked away in one of the many
chambers of his silver corridor-heavy (okay, it’s one silver corridor filmed as
if it were a labyrinth of corridors, but hey) lair, keeping her fresh so she
doesn’t die from the brain cancer she has been diagnosed with. Once his brain
transplantation technique is perfected, he’ll just pop the brain of another
woman into his beloved’s body and…honestly, I have no idea how that’s
going to help, but Frankenstein must. He’s the mad scientist after all.
Anyway, up until now, his only successful brain transplant has been moving
the brain of a “South African giant” into the body of a very buff black
gentleman - or, “a black giant from Africa”, as the totally not racist
Frankenstein as a character in a film with not at all awkward racial politics
calls him – whom he now controls via brain radio and who is his secret weapon
when it comes to evil-doing, seeing as he’s super strong, impervious to bullets
when Frankenstein tells him he’s wearing a bulletproof vest (he isn’t), and
about as fast as a snail.
That’s not enough to fulfil the good doctor’s second goal, though, taking
over the world with an army of brain radio controlled brain transplanted
supermen. He has another super body lined up looking for a new brain,
tentatively dubbed “Mortis” (which will turn out to be one of Frankenstein’s
favourite names), and he has called dibs on a brain that would add enormous
skill, intelligence and experience to the Mortis body. Of course, right now,
that brain is still safely tucked away in the body of the idol of the masses,
the great, the heroic, the singular Santo (Santo). And you don’t just go and try
and steal El Santo’s brain directly.
Fortunately, Frankenstein has a plan for that too. He’s just going to kidnap
young bacteriologist Alicia (Sasha Montenegro), and wait for Santo to come to
him. Alicia, it turns out, isn’t just another younger woman Santo has a bit of
an undisclosed romance with, she is a kind of non-legal ward to Santo and his
fellow luchador, buddy and partner Blue Demon (Blue Demon), who apparently
promised their mentor/her father to take care of her (not that kind of care,
Santo!).
So once Frankenstein’s henchmen do indeed kidnap Alicia, he has two very
motivated luchadores on his trail. Who, as it turns out, make better archenemies
than brain donors.
In 1974, the movie adventures of Santo and his fellow luchadores weren’t
exactly at their prime anymore. The budgets, never terribly impressive, had
clearly sunken into the deepest depths, and quite a few of the lucha movies of
this era seem to consist of more filler than movie. Veteran director (ending his
career with 140 movies in his filmography!) Miguel M. Delgado’s vs
Frankenstein is certainly no exception to the budget troubles (it is a
Calderón production, after all), but Delgado does not torture his audience with
days of comedy – there’s only some unfunny business about the doddering
professor who is Alicia’s boss – nor are horrifying musical numbers rearing
their ugly heads. There are two overlong, rather boringly staged in-ring
wrestling sequences to get through, but that’s the sort of thing every movie
about a luchador needs to include, so complaining about it would be
churlish.
It’s not that the film does not include filler, mind you, it’s just that
someone involved in the production must have realized that an audience going
into a movie about Santo and Blue Demon fighting Doctor Frankenstein (and the
good doctor is indeed fit enough to get beaten up by Blue Demon) will be more
interested in spending some macabre good times with Frankenstein going about his
day, seducing brain surgeons into working for him by giving them his de-aging
elixir, letting his computer (with lots of blinking lights, so it must be
excellent) compute the right cutting patterns for his brain surgeries, and
ranting. These rants are presented by Russek with great gusto, quivering facial
hair, and the air of crazy delight every good mad scientist in a very pulpy
horror movie needs.
Of course, as is genre standard, we also get a couple of scenes of Santo and
Blue going about their day, charming ladies, be it wards or – and I quote –
“beautiful police women”, having a nice ride in Santo’s sports car and so on,
when they are not hitting henchpeople and radio controlled African Americans in
the face.
So really, as a late-ish period lucha movie, Santo & Blue Demon vs.
Doctor Frankenstein is as good as you can reasonably expect, pitting our
heroes against a proper madman and his crazy science experiments, presenting
enough extra standard lucha horror tropes to keep anyone happy, and generally
going about its business with a sense of delight not exactly typical of this
phase of lucha cinema. And if you’ve seen enough of these films, you might just
get an extra kick out of Blue saving Santo’s bacon for once this time
around.
Wednesday, October 16, 2019
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