Nome, Alaska, 1899. When evil mining magnate Sean McLennon (James Caan) isn’t
quoting Shakespeare, badly, or babbling the sort of “keep America pure” rhetoric
one expects to culminate in him wanting to build a wall around Alaska, he’s
doing his best to acquire a monopoly in the local mining business. In a couple
of weeks he’s going to dispossess all foreign-born small claim owners, but
before that he’s already letting his henchmen Reno (Burt Young) and Smiley
(Morten Faldaas) loose to just murder anyone who doesn’t want to sell their
claims to him.
One of his prospective victims is half Native American Hudson Saanteek
(Christopher “totally Indian” Lambert). In what must have felt like a clever
move at the time, Hudson has staked a claim on the holy land of his tribe to
keep it out of the hands of prospectors. Alas, this only leads to his
grandfather getting shot during his dying ceremony, and Hudson being left for
dead by McLennon’s not terribly competent people when they try to murder
him.
Hudson’s not going to let this sort of things slide, obviously, but his plan
to get to Nome and – one presumes – either unmask McLennon’s evil plans or kill
him (the film ain’t telling) somehow ends with him kidnapping McLennon’s
girlfriend Sarah (Catherine McCormack) whose main job seems to be to read
McLennon to sleep with the works of the Bard. McLennon gets together a small
posse, and hunt through the icy wilderness ensues.
The 1990s were, apart from a few exceptions, a very bad decade for the
Western, so a British, French, Italian, and Norwegian co-production shot in that
snowy twin country of Alaska we know as Norway, directed by a Norwegian with a
French actor pretending to be Native American in the lead may even sound like a
proposal strange enough to add something to a genre nobody in the 90s had much
time for. Particularly when the film in question is directed by Nils Gaup, whose
brilliant Pathfinder – not to be confused with the horrid remake
that isn’t one – amply demonstrates a sensibility that should work rather well
with Western tropes, and most certainly with scenes of people chasing each other
through the snow.
Unfortunately, the actual film we got is a complete mess, apparently written
by six people, none of whom seems to have had any idea what kind of film they
actually wanted to make. So characterisation and motivations shift and twist
from scene to scene. One minute, McLennon is a walking-talking criticism of
capitalism and racism, the next he’s portrayed as a man with a genuine mental
illness, the next he’s a moustache-twirling villain who seems to believe Macbeth
is his play’s hero (the last bit played with clear relish by Caan in full
scenery-chewing mode); characters are introduced only to then do nothing but
hang around in the background of some scenes; Hudson never does anything that
makes even a lick of sense; the happy end (“yay, martial law!”, the film cheers)
borders on the absurd, and so on and so forth.
Not surprisingly, the pacing is completely off too, with nary a scene that
isn’t either too long or too short for what one assumes it is trying to achieve
in the plot, if it is trying to achieve anything at all. Things just happen
without any palpable thought given to whys and wherefores, as if three or four
very different drafts of this thing had just been mashed together by a random
intern. It’s rather puzzling, too, for while Norway was probably a cheaper place
to shoot in than Alaska, the film clearly wasn’t a seat-of-your-pants production
but something made by actual professionals on what must have been a decent
budget. It rather feels like a Dino DeLaurentiis production, but Dino was, for
once, innocent.
The acting’s all over the place too, which isn’t much of a surprise given the
variable characterisation of everyone and everything here. While Caan’s decision
to go all out is certainly amusing, it doesn’t help make the film any more
coherent either, and though I certainly like Lambert and his minimalist approach
to acting, he’s really not the kind of actor able to conjure up an engaging
performance out of nothing, which is all the script provides. Young and
McCormack are totally wasted here, too.
Particularly puzzling is how little the film shows of Gaup’s talents at
snow-bound action; even when it comes to scenes of dog-sleds chasing each other
through the ice and snow, the pacing and rhythm of the film is so off, things
feel as gripping and dramatic as somebody reading stock market prices aloud.
I have no idea what happened with this production, but the end result is
utterly dreadful.
Wednesday, February 20, 2019
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