Thursday, April 15, 2010

In short: Fish Story (2009)

It's the year 2012 and a meteor is going to collide with Earth in about five hours, destroying everything and everyone.

A cynical older guy goes into a record store, where two younger men are listening to music, pretending nothing's going to happen. Turns out that they have talked themselves into the naive belief that a group of five imaginary heroes and the obscure song "Fish Story" (with a mysterious silent minute) by an even more obscure Japanese proto punk band are going to save the world.

Funnily enough, they are right. A handful of stories from the Japanese past that are connected through the song and a few other elements will in the end explain how and why. Before we can understand, we will witness a normal loser like you and me mustering his courage, a champion of justice, a sleepy and sad school girl, an end times cult with bad timing, the recording of "Fish Story" and more.

Fish Story is an utterly wonderful little film I really don't want to say too much about. With some films, there's the need to experience them for oneself without hearing too much clever talk (or bad puns) beforehand, a need to listen to them and find out if they are the sort of films that talk to you.

As a film about - and very much in love and hope and faith with - the strange, nearly invisible (like lipstick traces on a cigarette) influence of cultural ephemera, the obscure, the imperfect and the weird on people's lives and people's hearts, Fish Story does talk to me. These are the things this blog is very much about, after all. I'm even pretty sure it is what I believe in.

 

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

6:66 - Death Happens (2009)

Photo journalist Dao (Susira Angelina Nanna) is on the trace of a hot scoop in a corruption scandal. A handing-over of money she was supposed to photograph ends with a murder, and nearly her own death. The killer shoots the young woman twice in the chest, but something strange happens at that moment. Bangkok suffers from a sudden blackout, Dao's wounds just disappear and she manages to flee.

A little later, she learns that her estranged father committed suicide at the same moment she would have died. That's weird enough, but even weirder is the fact that the dead father regains his life again very suddenly, although without regaining proper consciousness. That night, nobody who dies in Bangkok seems to be able to stay dead, newborn children crawl back into their mothers and Dao has exceedingly disturbing visions of her own death.

All of this must have something to do with the research the journalist's father has been obsessed with for more than a decade, something to do with death dates and very possibly how to avoid death. Dao can't help but look for explanations for what happens to her and her surroundings, yet one can't help but think she won't like what she finds too much.

As anyone halfway familiar with the cinema of the fantastic will suspect after this synopsis, 6:66 is a Thai variation of Carnival of Souls, but one that gives its characters more agency when it comes to their dealings with death than the American film, and also one that imagines the consequences of someone's run-in with destiny as possibly influential for more than just the individual him- or herself. The latter looks to me like a difference caused by the very different cultural circumstances between the USA of the 60s and contemporary Thailand, and is what absolves this film from looking like a rip-off of the older movie. 6:66 looks at similar themes from a different perspective, but it also adds a thematic plane Carnival of Souls had no interest in whatsoever - the loss of a loved one and the guilt that comes with it.

It is this theme that is responsible for the movie's strongest and most interesting scene. There's one utterly disturbing moment where Dao visits a nurse who was once working with Dao's father. Dao's old man was trying to help the woman save her dying child, but wasn't able to, so there's only a blackened, mummified corpse the woman treats as a living child left of her daughter. If that's not an impressive (and terrible) metaphor for not being able to let go, I don't know what is.

There are other scenes nearly as strong as Dao's meeting with the nurse (the "newborn crawls back" scene definitely among them, as is the moment in which Dao finds out how much her father truly loved her, but in which the viewer should also realize how wrong his way of showing it was), but there's also a lot of problematic moments in the film. Especially Dao's death visions seem gratuitous and unnecessary and only help to strengthen the film's main weakness. This weakness is that the film pretends for most of its running time that what happened to Dao is in any form a mystery to the viewer; too much of the film is spent on revelations that will only be revelations for the most gullible and least experienced of the audience. At least, unlike in many other films, the mystery here makes sense if one is willing to accept its premises, which definitely is something. Even the final (and not obvious) twist plays mostly fair, and is really quite terrifying and appropriate when you think about it.

In the end, 6:66 contains enough interesting concepts and scenes to make it worth the while of anyone interested in horror films that try to be something beyond a revue of kills. It is not completely successful in what it is trying to do, but it fails in a worthy way.

 

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

In short: Rec 2 (2009)

It is still the same night as in Rec. The authorities send a four man SWAT team into the quarantined building with the zombie problem as protection for a Dr. Owen (Jonathan Mellor), a man supposedly from the Ministry of Health. The men are told Owen's mission is to find out what is going on in the apartment building and to rescue any survivors. The SWAT guys don't have the faintest idea what is really happening, so the first zombie contact turns out to be even more lethal than it would have been had they come prepared.

It doesn't take long until the cops learn that Owen isn't working for the Ministry of Health at all. He's a priest, and his mission is to somehow get a sample of the blood of patient zero of the whole zombie/possession mess; survivors are of no interest at all, there's only the blood, and the need to document as much proof on camera as possible (or we wouldn't have a film, and we don't want that). Why the Vatican needs proof for the supernatural is never explained. Probably on a need to know basis.

Separate from the cops and the priest, a trio of stupid teenagers (with a camera, too, don't worry), a fireman and a man looking for his family have managed to sneak into the quarantine zone, too. It's difficult to imagine that this can end good for anyone involved.

If you are one of those people who had problems with the religious zombie explanation of the first film, you should probably avoid Rec 2, because director/writers Jaume Balaguero (who seems to have a thing for the Devil, going by his other films) and Paco Plaza aren't taking anything of that stuff back. Quite the opposite, the religious elements of the plot are much stronger here, and the not necessarily supernatural zombies of the first film become full-grown supernatural menaces. On the plus side, this does explain the tactically sound behaviour the zombies already showed in the first film nicely.

This merry atheist of a reviewer didn't have any problems with any of that. If I can accept the walking dead, I can also accept the walking dead possessed by demons for the length of a movie.

Rec 2 isn't a plot heavy film anyway. Exposition and moments of silence do not amount too much of its running time. Like its predecessor this is a film that proudly wears the banner of the horror film as a chaotic rollercoaster ride. That is not exactly my favourite type of horror film, but - as it was with the first part - Rec 2 is so breathless, exciting and brutal that it just gets the adrenaline pumping. There's a wonderful sense of panic about the proceedings the viewer is allowed to witness, strong enough to help one ignore all implausibilities the script might or might not contain.

Apart from its successes at making me jumpy and nervous, the only other memorable things about Rec 2 are the meanest child zombies I have ever seen and the film's open disgust with authority, here represented by the dubious priest Owen who is as much a servant of a loving god as I am a nun.

That's all, and it's more than enough for a satisfying movie.

 

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Monday, April 12, 2010

Music Monday: Beautiful Haunting Edition

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Sunday, April 11, 2010

Hard Revenge, Milly - Bloody Battle (2009)

Like in the first Hard Revenge Milly film, we are still in a (sort of) post-apocalyptic Yokohama, seemingly the city of warehouses and empty industrial buildings. After having taken her revenge in part one, Milly (Miki Mizuno) now whiles away her time in one of those warehouses, smoking a lot, popping aspirin against regular headaches, looking depressed and doubting the authenticity of her own memory, and with it her humanity. It's a Phil Dick thing.

One day, a girl we will later learn is called Haru (Nao Nagasawa) arrives in warehouse central. She wants Milly's help in avenging the death of her boyfriend, but before she can explain herself properly, a group of gas-masked leather freaks (friends of the guys Milly killed in the first movie, it seems) arrive and try to avenge Milly back. They are less than successful.

Haru is wounded, though, and so good-hearted Milly brings her into the territory of something called LAND (no explanation forthcoming), where our heroine usually earns her money by selling the weapons of the people she has killed and knows a mad scientist (Masahiro Komoto) who likes to fondle her mechanical bits. The film calls him a "hentai doctor", so make of that what you will (the "weird doctor" the subtitles use seem a bit weak to me). When she's alright again, Haru explains what she wants from Milly, but finds the older woman not all that receptive. Of course, Haru doesn't know who her boyfriends killer actually is, so the whole discussion seems somewhat pointless.

In the end, Milly decides to train Haru to become a better fighter instead of taking her vengeance for her, but their first training session is again interrupted by weirdoes who want to kill the mechanically improved woman.

This time, it's Ikki (Mitsuki Koga?), the boyfriend of the leader of the last film's evil-doers - a non-effeminate evil gay guy who likes to hump dead bodies - and his brother Hyuma (Rei Fujita), who looks at his sibling's love for men with a certain exasperation. Which is even a bit understandable when you hear Ikki treating him to endearing little pep talks of the "if you weren't my brother, I'd make you gay" variety. Yeah, a price for the positive depiction of homosexuality lies not in this film's future.

Milly loses the fight badly and is only rescued by a clever ploy of Haru. Afterwards, she gets a do-over by her mad scientist friend. With a new pneumatic fist, our heroine now looks perfectly capable of killing the avenging people of dubious morals, but the identity of the person who killed Haru's lover will complicate everything a bit.

Everything I said about Takanori Tsujimoto's first Hard Revenge Milly film applies to its slightly longer sequel, too. Bloody Battle is still a pearl of contemporary Japanese no-budget filmmaking with decently made action sequences, buckets of spurting blood and fine little bits and bobs of weird ideas sprinkled throughout its running time.

Tsujimoto still shows a sure hand at picturing action as well as dialogue scenes (the latter something Ryuhei Kitamura for example has never learned) and still uses natural-looking light in a much more interesting way than most directors working on his budget level. I'm glad to see that the director's achievements in the first part weren't only based on beginner's luck. Now, if someone would kindly give him a lot of money for his next film so that he can leave the warehouses behind.

While she isn't playing the most complex role imaginable, Miki Mizuno has obviously put a bit more thought into her performance than just striking cool poses (which really becomes clear after re-watching the film with knowledge of the plot twist), and comes over as convincing and appropriately grim. Idol Nao Nagasawa is a bit less impressive. Sure, the script doesn't give her too much to work with, but she seems to be trying much too hard in her big emotional scenes. On the other hand, she is trying.

The rest of the cast follows the good old low budget tradition of chewing the scenery as outrageously as possible, achieving a wonderful contrast with Mizuno's permanent tenseness.

The plot, though minimalist, turns out to feature a few more points of interest than strictly necessary, with slight nods in the direction of Philip K. Dick, the question of what makes a human, and an honest attempt at making Milly's psychology work while still having as much outrageous yet very very cheap action as budgetary possible. Milly flows very well, with no scenes that are just there to fill out the running time. It's not a complicated film, but a concentrated one. If you squint, you can also find an ironic commentary on the vicious circle that is vengeance somewhere tucked away between the loudly squirting blood, but the film is not going to hit you over the head with it.

First and foremost, Bloody Battle tries everything in its power to entertain. It's fast, it's absurd, it takes itself not too seriously, yet obviously respects its audience and its genre. What more could I ask for?

 

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Saturday, April 10, 2010

In short: Ghost Train (2006)

School girl Nana (Erika Sawajiri) is just about to end her high school life and go to study abroad at the Miskatonic University(!). It seems as if there's just an ill, hospital-bound mother and the finals standing between her and living through the collected works of H.P. Lovecraft. Go Nana!

Until, that is, her little sister Noriko disappears without so much as a trace. Nana's sister is not the only one who disappeared or died under mysterious circumstances in the last few weeks. A female ghost haunts a local subway station, dropping cursed tickets and jewellery only to then demand them back in lethal fashion. There's also some business about ghosts looking like the disappeared going around and terrorizing their relatives.

Together with young subway train conductor Shunichi who was transferred into the lost property office for seeing one ghost too many, her cursed classmate Kanae and a ghost-damaged woman called Kumi (Aya Sugimoto, seemingly the only actual actress on screen here, and therefore of course only in a cameo role), Nana tries to understand the reason for the increasingly mysterious haunting, in the hope to get her lost sister back.

By all rights, this should be a much better film than it actually is. All the elements that should make for a creepy horror film with a strong thematic line about family love and the troubles with it are there for the right director to use.

Unfortunately, Takeshi Furusawa isn't the right director for the material. Where emotional subtlety would be needed, he goes for daytime soap operatics; where the supernatural should be strange and uncomfortable, he goes for the conventional and the silly.

It doesn't help the film any that the acting is exceedingly poor. Erika Sawajiri is not someone able to shoulder the weight of a film, much less make the melodramatics believable, and the rest of the young cast isn't any better. Aya Sugimoto (fully clothed, for once) is of course much more convincing, but her presence just makes her co-actors seem even worse.

Under normal circumstances, that would be all that needed to be said about Ghost Train, but the film's final third contains at least three surprisingly effective moments, moments that fit the rest of the film so little that I am at a loss to explain how they got in there. Especially the big finale in which Nana finds an older tunnel hidden away in the subway that contains an odd place of obviously cultish use and a virtual hill of dead bodies is quite remarkable, even though Furusawa does his best to ruin the excellent work of his production designer with further melodramatics. This and the following scene where our heroine is hunted by a tunnel full of crawling (on the ground and the ceiling) dead people, are fulfilling the Lovecraftian promise the sweet words "Miskatonic University" made at least a little. It's just too bad about everything else in the movie.

This is by far not enough to let me recommend Ghost Train with a clean conscience, but it is proof that sometimes even the least successful horror films can contain a few scenes that are worthwhile.

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Friday, April 9, 2010

On WTF: Haunted Universities (2009)

The success of Phobia obviously had to have consequences in form of other Thai production houses doing their own horror anthologies.

I'm not complaining as long as they work as well as Haunted Universities does. You can find out more details in my review on WTF-Film.com.

 

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Thursday, April 8, 2010

In short: Forbidden Floor (2006)

Single parent Min-Young (Kim Seo-hyeong) and her small daughter Joo-hee (Kim Yoo-jeong) move into an apartment in a rather shabby building.

It's a bit of a weird place, really. The creepy neighbour from the apartment directly below complains about noises the woman and her child are sure they don't make, strange creaking sounds come from the apartment's valves, and Min-Young develops a tendency to daydreams and visions of a long-haired female ghost spooking in a near-ruined version of her own home.

What happens to Min-Young is nothing compared to what her daughter has to go through, though. At first, Joo-hee only has strange chance encounters with a ghostly boy, but soon enough the girl starts to change from shy and rather sweet to an irrational hopping between aggressive and depressed. She also gets physically ill, showing allergic reactions against asbestos, a material that wasn't used in the construction of the building she spends all her time in.

The high number of deadly accidents in the house does nothing to keep Min-Young's peace of mind. After some time, she decides to just grab Joo-hee and flee to her sister, but the girl is absurdly reluctant to leave the house, and even after they have left, she's driven to come back.

Although Min-Young has never believed in ghosts, she is now absolutely convinced that the place is cursed. It is possible that everything she and her daughter are going through has something to do with their building's lack of a (unlucky like a 13th floor is supposed to be in other parts of the world) fourth floor.

Forbidden Floor is part of a series of films called "Four Horror Tales" that was shot for the South Korean DVD market. It is possibly the best of the four films, but that doesn't say much if you keep in mind we are talking about films like Dark Forest here.

If ever I wanted to describe something as "solid, yet unremarkable", this is it. As is too often the case, the film is seemingly concerned with nothing more than going through a checklist of all mandatory elements of Asian horror post Ringu. At times, it feels like a less intelligent version of Dark Waters, then turns into Phone light only to end on one of the more prosaic feeling explanations for a grudgeful ghost I have ever encountered.

It's not that the things that angered our lead ghost aren't terrible, the problem here is that the film's director Kwon Ho-young (that's at least the name Hancinema gives, IMDB is of a different opinion, but not a trustworthy source when it comes to South Korean cinema) just doesn't have the chops to make what happened to her feel in any way disturbing.

Kwon's direction is professional, yet without imagination or a sense for what makes a situation creepy or scary (hint: it's not jump scares), even though the film's material should warrant these feelings.

The moments of horror that do work do so on account of Kim Seo-hyeong and Kim Yoo-jeong who not only make a very convincing mother/daughter pair (I don't think they are related in real life, the shared last name notwithstanding) but at times also manage to convey the feeling of desperation and desolation Forbidden Floor needed more of to grip its viewers.

 

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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Nightmares In Precinct 7 (2001)

Be warned, I'm going to spoil the ending. I find it impossible not to.

Hong Kong police officer Fong Jing (Andy Hui) is the only cop in the city worth his salary. At least that's what he thinks, and the film isn't going to try to convince us otherwise later on.

Still, even super cops get in trouble, so it shouldn't be too surprising that he's getting a bullet in the head during a shoot-out and falls into a coma. At least, Fong Jing is better off than two of his colleagues present during the shooting who don't survive their wounds.

He wakes up two years later, but it's not all joy and happiness for Fong Jing. His mother has died while the cop was in his coma, and his girlfriend May (Fennie Yuen) has found someone else. The latter turns out to be not that much of a problem. Our hero's nurse Oscar (Loletta/Rachel Lee) has fallen quite badly for him, so he isn't going to be girlfriendless for too long. But his coma experience has changed something in Fong Jing.

He is now seeing and being able to talk to ghosts, an ability that will turn out to be quite useful on his first new case. Someone has been going around raping and killing nurses in the last two years, and since every other cop in the movie is absurdly bad at anything beyond saying "Yes, Sir", only the re-awakened Fong Jing and his ghost connections can solve the case.

Solving the case is getting even more pressing when the cop's ghost buddy Kit (Cheung Tat-Ming) informs him that Oscar's life bar (it seems life is like Tekken when you're a ghost) is looking kinda short. Both the dead and the living man suspect the nurse killer.

And here comes the spoiler: even after Fong Jing has caught the killer, Oscar is randomly crushed by a container, appears as ghost and talks our hero out of committing suicide, so they can have one of those great "no touching" love affairs and he can continue to protect the citizens of Hong Kong. Yeah, I don't know about that one either.

But let me pretend for a moment that ending wouldn't exist. Before the tear-jerking downer ending without any tonal connection to the rest of the movie nearly killed me through the fit of giggling it induced, Nightmares in Precinct 7 (possibly the film's title because the dead nurses' bodies are only found when their ghosts point random cops in the right direction, an element the film forgets again as soon as it has been brought up, never to speak of again) was one of the more entertaining films made by the late period Herman Yau.

Don't get me wrong, Yau is as far from his classics here as possible, with not much of what goes on on-screen seeming to interest him very much, but at least he's doing a professional job of it.

I imagine it must be quite difficult to make a comedy romance cop movie melodrama with ghosts and have it hang together even slightly, so the passable flow of the not very interesting story is something of an achievement, especially when the script is mostly a mess. It looks as if someone had taken every cliché out of half a dozen movie genres, shot them, thrown their bodies against a wall and called that wall a script. There really isn't much that holds the film together, and while there are elements that threaten to cohere to give the film a theme or at least emotional logic, these elements are never given enough room to truly do that.

If one can ignore how little the single scenes hang together, one can still be able to find some entertainment value in them. Some of the romantic scenes between Andy Hui and the quite adorable Loletta Lee are fine in their cutesy way. Even some of the more melodramatic scenes work through the professionalism of the actors and Yau, they just aren't connected to anything in any sensible way.

And then there's the utterly tone-deaf ending. I'm quite positive that it is meant to leave the viewer with a feeling of having witnessed a tragic destiny. Alas, the eighty minutes before never bothered with any emotional preparations for that, so that the feeling the film really left me with was of a production trying to test out how much crap an audience is willing to swallow when it is presented with a "sad ballad" on the soundtrack.

 

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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

In short: Criminally Insane 2 (1987)

aka Crazy Fat Ethel 2

After the occurrences in Criminally Insane, always hungry serial killer Ethel (Priscilla Alden) has spent the last ten years in an asylum again, whiling away her time eating and flashing back to the first film.

As it goes, budget cuts make it necessary that never cured serial killers are put in halfway houses, and Ethel is the perfect candidate. Surely, nothing can go wrong when she confuses the head of the her new home with her granny and one of her co-patients with the cop who arrested her! 

But before Ethel can have her killing relapse, there's time for more flashbacks, exciting scenes of a co-patient wiggling his hands and eating flies, about an hour of footage of a guy putting dog food on plates and even more flashbacks. Well, what's half an hour of a viewer's life?

Later, there will also be some business with the pseudo-cop co-patient trying to blackmail Ethel, but I was already so drowsy at that point of the proceedings that I don't remember any relevant details. I highly doubt there were any.

I thought the first Criminally Insane was a little wonder as far as kitchen-sink horror films go, with a slightly campy but down to earth aesthetic you don't usually see in the idealization-prone serial killer movie. Its SOV sequel of twelve years later however is quite a different thing. It is a Frankensteinian effort, half of the film consisting of re-used footage of its shot on film and comparably lavish looking predecessor and the other half of painfully dull and ugly looking new footage, most probably shot with a consumer grade video camera. The contrast between the two types of scenes only emphasises how bad the video material looks.

The camera work is as static as possible. Director Nick Millard seems to have forgotten everything he knew about composition or effective editing and instead applies his forbidden new knowledge of the "Sleep" spell (a successful Will saving throw results in drowsiness instead of sleep) with frightening enthusiasm.

The acting isn't much better. Priscilla Alden still has quite a presence and puts a lot of energy in her campy performance, but the rest of the cast just sits there and drones their dialogue as if someone had forgotten to tell them they were being filmed and not just going through their lines for rehearsal.

Still, I didn't find Criminally Insane 2 completely uninteresting, just fantastically boring. I did love the first film, after all, and the body of this sequel wears that film's stitched-on head beside its own with pride. It is possible that this makes Criminally Insane 2 the manster of horror. It is also possible that I have finally suffered brain damage through bad movies.

 

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Monday, April 5, 2010

Music Monday: I Am A Scientist Edition

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Sunday, April 4, 2010

The Reeds (2009)

A group of six friends makes a weekend trip into the Fens of eastern England (Norfolk, in this case). There's not much necessity to go deeply into their relations, suffice it to say that they are two couples, designated horror film heroine Laura (Anna Brewster) and a guy called Nick (O.T. Fagbenle) who is thought of as the match-making attempt of the day.

The little trip does not start out too promising. The owner of the boat rental service where the group had reserved a boat tells them they can't have it because it is damaged. He can only offer them a boat situated in another part of the area, far away from the more touristy place they were planning on staying at. Of course, a vacation that's not going as planned is still better than no vacation at all, so the friends take the boat rental guy up on his offer.

When the friends arrive at the boat, they have a disquieting meeting with a group of silent, strangely intense teenagers who aren't exactly doing anything outwardly threatening, yet still put a damper on the good mood. Nonetheless, the meeting is soon forgotten.

Once on the boat, it doesn't take too long until the tourists are getting lost in the labyrinthine complex of water and reeds, so that they are still trying to find an exit when night breaks. At the same moment when Nick seems to see a copy of himself lurking outside in the reeds, the boat runs onto a metal contraption in the water. One of the thing's - that will later turn out to be a cage full of human skeletons - beams rams right through the boat's bottom, and one of the party manages to get skewered on it.

This is just the first catastrophe that will befall the friends in a night of very bad luck. They will be plagued by visions, decidedly more disturbing encounters with the teenage tribe, Murphy's Law and a man in a dark rain coat with murderous intentions.

At first, I suspected The Reeds to be an utterly conventional piece of backwoods horror, just set in the UK for a change. In part, I was right. About half of it follows the conventions of survivalist horror closely. The other half belongs to a (also quite conventional) ghost story, but the film manages to fuse both genres a bit, which hasn't been done as often as each of the genres alone.

It really is a bit surprising that survival horror and ghosts aren't coming together more often. After all, where the country populace murders as regularly as is the custom in these films, there must be an overabundance of souls seeking vengeance.

Director Nick Cohen handles the survivalist part of the film extremely well, with just the right amount of ruthlessness, and a quench of terrible absurdity in the way the catastrophes the characters have to suffer escalate. Cohen paces his shocks very well. At first, everything is slow and harmless, but once the bad stuff is beginning to happen, chaos strikes faster and faster.

Cohen's handling of the supernatural is not as sure-handed as his handling of the non-supernatural horrors. There are some very creepy moments in the movie's first hour or so, mostly based on things the audience just barely glimpses through the reeds and the lost beauty of the natural landscape, and the things the audience imagines them to mean.

Alas, the more Cohen shows of the ghosts and their actions, the less impressive they become. Little flaws in the ghost make-up and some peculiar sound design decisions begin to hamper the believability of the supernatural until the ghosts stop to be frightening. Fortunately, this happened about 70 minutes into the movie, a point where I had become invested enough into the proceedings to just go with it. Go with it, that is, until the never welcome plot twists started to happen and the film gambled away most of the atmosphere and much of the goodwill it had won with me until that point.

The first of The Reed's plot twists is merely annoying because it tries to lead the film to an ending that is much too pat to work, but the second one tries its best to ruin what came before completely and quite brilliantly manages to a) have nothing to do with what the film showed us to happen and b) make no fucking sense at all. I really wish horror directors would stop doing those nonsensical shock endings. There's no good reason for them besides convention, and being as conventional as possible seems like a strange goal for a genre supposedly interested in transgression.

Fortunately, there are still the Fens. The landscape truly is The Reed's main attraction as well as the most effective actor on screen, giving the film a creepy mood even when nothing untoward is actually happening on screen.

This doesn't mean the human actors aren't doing their jobs alright - they're not exactly overwhelmingly good, but believable enough in their projection of normality.

Cohen must certainly thank the film's photographer Dennis Madden for his very impressive work in making the reeds come to life as they do and for his very effective use of the location's muted colours as sign posts for danger and decay.

The fact that the type of landscape the film takes place in isn't as overplayed in horror films as the good old woods is certainly improving The Reeds' overall effectiveness too.

It's just too bad about the film's final ten minutes.

 

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Saturday, April 3, 2010

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Ringo, Face Of Revenge (1967): Four men of dubious morals (Anthony Steffen! Frank Wolff! Eduardo Fajardo! Armando Calvo!) form an alliance to acquire a hidden treasure. There are copious shoot-outs, a bar brawl and a number of double-crossings. The US (Andalucia) have seldom looked prettier.

Another Mario Caiano-directed Spaghetti Western that is sprightly and entertaining, but still leaves me wishing for a bit more substance (especially when it comes to the character work, which is just all over the place) and style, possibly even some surprises. Or some of that revenge promised by the title, now that I think about it.

 

Brain Twisters (1991): Neurological experiments of a near comatose college professor on some of his students cause a series of murders and suicides. It all turns out to part of a big mind control conspiracy. Only a cop-on-the-edge-of-falling-asleep-while-walking and a college-student-cop-love-interest can save the day. Nothing can save the beleaguered viewer from falling asleep. The acting is zombie-esque and the film is only 90 minutes long because everything in it happens very, very slowly. On the bright side, this could be the final cure for insomnia.

 

Paranormal Activity (2007): Given my love for POV horror, and my respect for anyone using a shoe-string budget to not make a backyard zombie massacre, Oren Peli's film should be right up my alley, but it never worked for me while watching it.

I had major problems with the male half of the haunted couple's jerkiness. I never found Micah convincing as a character, his scruples against getting help are transparently there to keep the film's plot from going into a direction it isn't prepared to go in, and not based on anything in his character the viewer is made privy of. I also had my problems with Skippy the cowardly medium. I understand that he's in there to convince us of how serious Katie's and Micah's problems are, but his actions feel as contrived to me as do Micah's, giving the film a very artificial "my first script-writing project" sort of feel.

Despite those contrivances and some pacing problems in the rather draggy first half, I don't think Paranormal Activity is a bad movie. It is just one that doesn't work for me beyond two or three mildly creepy scenes.

 

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Friday, April 2, 2010

On WTF: Blood Orgy of the She Devils (1972)

How better to celebrate Easter than with a dance-oriented piece of black magic silliness directed by Ted V. Mikels?

Or, if this wonder of the cinematic art eludes you, just read my write-up on WTF-Film!

 

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Thursday, April 1, 2010

In short: 303 Fear Faith Revenge (1998)

It's 1960. A quintet of freshmen (among them a very young Ananda Everingham) at a Catholic boarding in Thailand get awfully nosy when they see the photo of Prince Daovadeng, who was at the school in 1952, in the institution's hall of fame. The interest of at least one of them might have something to do with the fact that Numkang (Taya Rogers), the daughter of the meanest teacher around and only girl in the area, is a self-declared fan of the charming young man's photograph.

When they are not tortured by their seniors, our freshmen do a bit of research like proper boy detectives. Early on, they learn that Daovadeng has committed suicide, but nobody at school seems to be willing or able to tell them why. The school records are missing pages. The obvious solution to problems in the detective biz like these is to grab the nearest available Ouija board and hold a nightly séance.

Daovadeng's ghost likes to make bad jokes, but is also quite informative. Turns out he didn't kill himself at all but was murdered, although the friends aren't able to find out by whom or why.

Although the séance has been quite helpful, it probably wasn't the best idea anyway, because very soon afterwards someone or something murders one of our boy detectives. That first killing looks like an accident, but soon the school's phone lines are down, a storm conveniently blocks the roads, and other students come to unhappy endings. It all must have something to do with the dark, guilty secret in the school's past that cost Daovadeng his life. But is the killer human or a ghost, and if it is a ghost, is it Daovadeng's?

Well, I'll have to spoil at least a part of the answer to that question right now, or I might as well not talk about the movie at all.

At first, 303 seems to be a not atypical school murder mystery with supernatural underpinnings that might or might not lead somewhere, but the film's final thirty minutes turn into something quite close to a supernatural slasher. As it changes genres, the film also changes tempo. Initial deliberateness turns into, well, not exactly an action-packed thrill-ride, but at least something faster and bloodier than I had initially expected of the film.

I'm not entirely sure how I feel about that, to be honest. I liked the more deliberate beginning of the movie and its attempts at building characters with slightly more depth than you usually find in films set among teenagers well enough. While the transformation into a horror film works inside of the film's internal logic and doesn't ruin anything that came before (as happens often enough in my beloved genre), it doesn't make a lot of use of what the movie's first hour built up. Frankly - and this comes from someone who is usually the first to complain when the supposedly supernatural in films is explained away at the last minute - I think 303 would be a stronger film if the murders and the murder motives had been caused by the metaphorical ghosts of the past working in conjunction with the troubles of the students in 1960, instead of being caused by a very literal possessing ghost.

This is not meant to slam 303. Director Somching Srisupap does a nice, solid directing job, gets serviceable, sometimes even better, performances out of his very young actors, and manages to let the film's genre transformation work well enough not too annoy, so I'm mostly complaining that a good, entertaining film isn't the very good, depressing film I would have preferred.

 

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