Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Wrestling Women vs The Aztec Mummy

This grand transcendent work of art only has a single flaw: Its title. Obviously this movie of movies should be called: "Wrestling Women vs Mexican Japanese Fu Manchu vs The Aztec Mummy".


See: The mind controlling power of The Black Dragon and his mystical TV set!

Experience: The true meaning of the word love when listening to the no-good boyfriends of our heroines complaining that their Wrestling Women can't possibly win against the Black Dragon's evil Mexican looking Japanese judo-fighting sisters!

Feel: The mind boggling power of laughter at the sight of The Aztec Mummy!

Dream about: A future when all problems will be solved by Wrestling Women and/or El Santo (idol of the masses)!


Darlings of the Day: The Wrestling Women!

"Now watch me as I dominate this girl's will and use her as an instrument in our struggle against whoever stands against us."

"Those wrestling girls stopped us."
"A curse on them!"

"They were trying to send us to Paradise. And Paradise is boring without you."

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