Yep, it's all good as long as the flag doesn't touch the ground. Then you have to burn it, of course. Also, since the victim's body is now a U.S. territory, any attempts to claim it by the next of kin will be seen as an act of war by the Bush administration.
Oh, and also? I love how the woman on the cover doesn't appear to be under any restraints. Apparently her terror of the approaching R/C toy car has caused her to just freeze in that spread-eagle position. Ah, the wonderful absurdity of porn.
Yep, it's all good as long as the flag doesn't touch the ground. Then you have to burn it, of course. Also, since the victim's body is now a U.S. territory, any attempts to claim it by the next of kin will be seen as an act of war by the Bush administration.
ReplyDeleteOh, and also? I love how the woman on the cover doesn't appear to be under any restraints. Apparently her terror of the approaching R/C toy car has caused her to just freeze in that spread-eagle position. Ah, the wonderful absurdity of porn.
So you'll have to look forward to a very long occupation of the body until only a heap of dust is left of it.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing more terrifying than a toy car. Well, except a toy car ridden by a serial killer possessed doll.